Monday, October 18, 2010

it's a big ripper...

i think it's the weekend...
can i open it pleeeeze...
moll it's virtually the middle of the night...
oo'er it's big...
doyle shove over let me use my toothies...
wicked it's a... thingey
and there's more...
oh mine, this is mine it makes the most awful noise arf arf arf
moll what's all that fluff stuff?
haven't got time to worry bout it doyle bro there's goodies to be had...
oh sheesh moll when b & c see all this mess we'll be in the poo for sure!
we'll just pretend it wasn't us... ok bro?
this travel bowl is gonna be so cool in the car...
and the poo bag thingey, quite louis vuitton don't you think...
moll you can't miss this...
there's a card with your name on it...
oh gimmee
moll you didn't have to chew it that's so not polite!
hey talking about polite there's some hooman stuff here too, if we give it to b & c they might not be so mad about all the packing insides that you released when you ripped the bag open with your toothies...
there's even a very cool fridge magnet, that'll shut them up fur sure...
so doyle i'm thinking i'm really liking the ball...
and it's got one hell of a squeak on it too...
have to say i'm rather partial to the frisbee moll...
and we can share the weird pirate dude...
molly and inky...
the stash of goodies was so worth the wait!
stonking big loves, slobbers and licks to ya! indeed moll, indeed!


Thursday, October 14, 2010

a bristol blue thursday and the best of british



on a sad note we would like to dedicate this post to wilf and the courage of his family. our thoughts are with wilf's friends, his family, madame bay, the villagers, especially so soon after losing digby! here he is with his bristol blue coloured rugby ball, sometimes life just dosn't seem fair! no pain wilf... no pain! just courage! loves and licks xxxx


blimey... 
could that be my pressie from molly & inky in there...
we know b hides pressies in that bristol blue bag...
girley clothes? not blooming likely...
and other girlie stuff like a bristol blue box from the tate gallery in london
full of crafty activities based on famous artists in their collection, like this pop art geezer peter blake seen here in a self portrait wearing a bristol blue jeans jacket...
looks like you can make a self portrait using collage... dosn't sound like something i would play with even though i am pretty good at ripping stuff up...
hey moll did ya hear your pressie arrived...

no!, is it true, really all this girlie stuff?...  no moll not those pressies, they are for taylor, b & c's niece in america
yours is a stonking great parcel but b & c say you are not gonna get it till the weekend and guess what... it's got a bristol blue sticker saying 'for all creatures big and small'... 
oh hunky-dory i'm a small creature...
and i'm a stonking big creature...
oh i get it, you after my pressie doyle... ok i'll share if you share something with me, follow me...
check this out, our bath and tiles are bristol blue... just like b's crafty square...
that's it c, fill it right up now... 
so big boy, lets see how much you wanna share my pressie...
jolly good show old boy, suck it up... does it help to think of england?
it's the dogs bollocks for sure... arf arf arf
ok this brasses me off, i am so gonna get her for this...
so just how long away is the weekend?...
oh sod it!...

and for those dimwits out there that couldn't follow our lingo here's a glossary of the british slang used in order of appearance...

blimey… an exclamation of surprise
blooming… an alternative to bloody to avoid swearing
geezer… a guy, a bloke
stonking… huge
hunky-dory… means excellent
jolly good… very good
think of england… grit one's teeth and put up with it
dogs bollocks… it is the best
brasses me off… makes me angry
oh sod it… said when something goes wrong
dimwit… stupid or thick… just joking arf arf arf

next week blue's coloured thursday is gonna be coffee... bring it on... could be a perky one!

Thursday, October 7, 2010

an aquamarine thursday and an impending arrival

doyle... wake up we've got to wrestle over this weeks colour... it's aquamarine... WTD... 
oh mollie lets just flag this week... 
it's far too tricky, i mean is it aqua? is it green, is it blue? and what's the marine bit about for crying out loud...
nah doyle we can't flag it, if b can pull one out of the hat for aquamarine so can we...
what on earth?... she's way wrong, that's not an aquamarine crafty square, see its got orange in it!
this ones more like it... well sort of...
ah but doyle, she calls this her doctor seuss square cos its like a gold fish in a bowl arf arf arf
i'll tell you something else that will rock your paws...
NO!
oh dear, did you really hear her say that?
yep i heard her say she could be finished with the blankie soon but she likes doing it so much shes going to make it bigger... king size maybe!
she's nuts... hey doyle something else i've found to prove b & c are rather crazy...
doyle mate, get your big bot up...
and follow me ...
sheesh, so she's gonna make it bigger eh... i think she just can't be bothered putting it all together!
see... b & c have started feeding the blackbirds our foodibles...
cos the blackbirds have gone and built a multi-storey nest in our strawberry guava tree...
they reckon they are the babies from last years nest and their parents used to steal our food so they've got a taste for it...
the nest that got wrecked in the storm moll?
yep, those birds just went and built another one on top... how cool is that, but what's this got to do with aquamarine?
well their eggs are aquamarine and dont panic doyle, c didn't bungy jump from a helicopter to take this pic, b just stole it off the net, naughty...
come to think of it our deck railing could be said to be aquamarine... no?
well on the subject of flying things...
mollie's prize from molly & inky must be still winging its way across vast stretches of aquamarine waters...

cos it hasn't reached here yet...
no probs, i'm a big girl, i can wait... sigh!

next week blue's coloured thursday is bristol blue... blimey!