"he jaked that play"

still on the topic of striking resemblances... meet jake



jake; baseball slang meaning a lazy player or a half-hearted effort...mmmmm "HE'S NOT LAZY HE'S MY BROTHER!"
jake my bro lives with 'arthur & nigel' - we meet on the internet, how techno crazy is that!

master of the dark side

alert my star destroyer to prepare for my arrival

pluto platter

Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

hi ho hi ho it's off to work they go

i've had b & c home for 3 weeks and it's been so much fun, i've smelt the countryside and seen real cows, sheep and horses, i've been for my first swim in a pool, i've sunken my paws into sand and waded in the sea, i've watched movies and barked at every 4 legged creature in them, i've snoozed on the couch, i've snoozed in bed with b & c, i've had crumpets for breakfast and lamb shanks for tea... now it's going to be just me and my deck but oh i have to say what a cool deck i have especially with the new shade awning to keep me and my bone garden cool.

'tis the season to be jolly

my stash:
two futons
one teddy head
one blue minki
one frisbee
one kong biscuit ball with cows ears to go in it
and a turkey, new potato and broad bean dinner ;D