so during my rather fun day as a star on sunday the paparazzi failed to notice something was up until the next morning when i hobbled out of bed...
yep you guessed it no dog should have to do his own stunts!
i felt pretty speesh though cos it was all a mad flurry here yesterday morning, c ringing work to say he cant come in cos the dog had had an accident (arf arf), then i was carried to the car and didn't even have to have my harness on! we dropped b off at work and c took me to my new vet. oooooo she was good, i am so going to keep her on the payroll that's for sure, she thinks i'm lovely and ever so tough and gave me lots of liver treats. she told me i've wrenched my shoulder and i should be right after i've taken my anti-inflams and rested for a few days (oh sure you try and keep me down).
on the way home c spoiled me with a cheeseburger plus a quarter of his big burger and some chips. b wasn't too thrilled to hear about that though... she doesn't understand - its a boys thing! wonder if thats why i only ate half my tea mmmmmm.
here i am hopping along but you've got to look close cos i'm being a tough dog and hiding it!!
ok here's my day - the neighbours had a party last night so i didn't get much sleep and as you can see i'm looking rather sleepy and grumpy but b & c insisted i get up @#$%!! just cos they've got things to do!!
im kinda keen on weekend brekkies cos i usually get a treat... hey wait up where's my treat?
you gotta be kidding me there has to be more...
he he my oliver twist look worked and i scored a chicken neck
then i was on guard doing my daily perimeter search and b came out with my collar... now that usually means one of two things, walk or car...i was so excited but unfortunately the paparazzi... (huh? paparazzi?) didnt catch my poodley leaps of joy on film or the three circuits around the car when i finally realised we were going for a ride in the big black beast...
actually b & c ride in it but i like to think i fly and when im not hanging out the window i'm standing there in the back telling b & c that i think they should take me...
TO THE DOG PARK yes yES YESSSSS...
so im off - ive engaged all my senses and am ready to sniff it all out...
or should i say 'them' out
hey here's one
think we've meet before
wait for meeeeeeeeee...
bit pooped now shall we go home??
aw you gotta be kidding me... im NOT dirty...
go away i'm hiding
aw come on guys you're embarrasing me
sheesh this is SO humiliating
woofie... don't let b or c know but i am kinda partial to the after bath feeling... a mad run
and when b & c don't see me slip inside there's nothing better than a good shake...
and a roll on the couch awf awf
so i got sent outside to dry but wait whats that??
jeez guys thank you!!!
phew i'm a bit tired from all the drying and marrow hunting and OH NO c's getting the red nasty grass killer out... time to hide inside
hey c you better not be hurting my lawn
so anyway i thought i would make it look like i was joining bodi in the spare room for a bit of a nap
but really i found some socks... woof hooo but then b found me and she sent me outside woops
so i decided to check out the status of my lawn after c and the nasty red monster ran all over it
ok guys you've done a pretty good job making it shorter
then i went to my secret stash place to check that the nasty red monster hadn't stolen anything
and what do you know... now i have two bones arf arf
hey b im getting a bit hungry down here
mmmm red cabbage, yoghurt, mince and bikkies ... not bad
better check out what bodi's got
ok mine was a lot bigger than hers so i'm happy with my lot
after dins i decided to have a bit of a snooze on boris while b & c had their din dins
mmmmm i soooooo love my boris, he's awfully comfy
then i did a spot of tv watching... something radar something... quite exciting when they were hunting the goats... but i got told to stop jumping up at the tv... ooooof
so i got bored and wanted to play instead woof woof
which annoyed bodi arf arf arf
ooops it might be time for my... you know...
how about a little privacy here please...
oh for goodness sakes go away you've been in my face all day!
good night sweet people, watch rattie for me will ya ;D