'I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?'
He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
Phyllis Diller.
"huh... that's about as confusing to me as 'Three gray geese in the green grass grazing. Gray were the geese and green was the grass' plus b, i want to point out in the nicest possible way - that quote has absolutely nothing to do with my dog park and its lush green grass!'
'Grass is greener in other pastures.'
"better"
'To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug".
'To me a lush carpet of pine needles or spongy grass is more welcome than the most luxurious Persian rug".
Helen Keller.
"that is so tue, so what's this green artificial crap all about guys?"
'Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me'.
you have to show my big green stain, you have to show joey my big green stain, i was trying so hard to make you some milk..."
"that is so tue, so what's this green artificial crap all about guys?"
'Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me'.
Lord Chesterfield.
"green peas, now we're talking... pease pass the green peas in my green bowl pease!..."
"green peas, now we're talking... pease pass the green peas in my green bowl pease!..."
you have to show my big green stain, you have to show joey my big green stain, i was trying so hard to make you some milk..."
"hey b… my stain had beige in it too!"
7 comments:
Oh Doyle! What a lovely green post today! AND I just ate a greenie. Yummy green! Come on over to our blog to see about our new give away. You have one entry already cuz you're signed up to follow, but you can get more if you leasve a comment & sign the guest book. Welshie Hugs, Hootie
What a clever green post, guys!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
What a fun post, can always rely on you to make me smile re Colours.
Love the quotes too.
Pats & pets
Blue
Awsome green post :)
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx
LOL
Love your sense of humour! Very nice green post ;-)
Hi guys!
I thought I would stop by to let you know that if you are lookin' fur love you should stop by my blog as my brother Scooby has started a new "business". Come by and check it out.
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx
Good job with your green post!
Have a good night
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
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