fair dinkum mate... i tell'ya it's a real cracker

ok you all know dingbat b knackered our computer, well i got my knickers in a knot and pleaded with her to do something cos i wanted to show suzuki the pics of me opening my bonzer pressie. she finally got her act together and got me my pics...(message to self, it seems to pay to do one's lolly, arf arf) so here i am the other day...

struth...i'm so excited, it's here, it's big, it's real and after careful examination i detect no evidence of any beagle interference...

hey b give us a hand here, you know i am not allowed to chew things... but save the box ok, i love my boxes and this ones a very, very special box addressed to ME from my cobber suzuki who lives far away over the seas... ooooo i'm so chuffed!

outta the way, rack off... its mine! no hands allowed, only paws... oh look it's full... there is so much here i don't know what to check out first... i am gonna fossick to the right... mmmmm

and then the left, hey b. those beagles definitely weren't the full quid there's bikkies in here... scooby snacks infact... OMD! did suzuki ratbag pinch scooby's treats and send them to me? b is this contraband? are the beagles going to raid us? we need to get rid of the evidence NOW...  

oh boy these are good, really good!! those aussies sure seem to know how to bake a bikkie b and they are cheese my favourite tucker too. maybe b you should put them on the table before i scoff the lot and dingbat, yes computer killer, don't think i haven't noticed those chocolate treats cos i have and we will be getting back to them soon, i'm no mug, i just wanna suss out my toy first...

balls... aussie balls... true blue!... wait! they are not scooby's balls are they? surely suzuki hasnt sent me scooby's balls... oh no, he's just been in for his snip snip too, oh b they are not are they? read the packet quick, we have to check if they are a bit iffy and whether suzuki's being a larrikin...

here let me open them, i'm no nong, i will be able to tell... oh gosh i am having such a corker time...

i am chuffed to report that they are safe b, it says that they are made in china and i know for sure that scooby's not chinese, i am gonna stash them in my box incase the beagles come...

now about those aussie choccy drops b... shall we get back to business, we've got to clear the house of all the contraband remember...

and we simply must place suzuki's card in a special place cos it is the bizzo... see?

hey suzuki i am getting up close to tell you that i loved my beaut pressie, you really are the bee's knees, you're a fair dinkum sheila... i am so stoked... hooroo...