it's not a very peachey tale this thursday

so get this... 

having found no peach in our house, popular colour by the way... (giggle... snicker... laugh), b decided to focus her attentions on my tail... my lovely, feathery tail that is as big as my head, stands so proud and wafts gently in the wind...

b said my tail had become as fuzzy as a peach... wHaTTTTTT... you saying my tail is full of peach fuzz... get outa here...

hey b put those scissors down and step away from my backside... NOW... i said,  step away for barking out loud...

oh the humility, look what you've done to me... it's a criminal act... i've been butchered!

i'm having an identity crisis i tell'ya... this is so not funny...

b what happened to flair, where was your inspiration, the creativity?... where was your skill?! 

this is not a peachey situation at all, you see, a tail is a very private thing...

oh and just so you all know, blue's next wee colour gem... is going to be emerald!