Sunday, April 5, 2009

"it takes a long time to become young." pablo picasso... and a word to the wise... i would pull up a chair cos it was a long day!... doyle


"i don't feel old. i don't feel anything till noon. that's when it's time for my nap." bob hope

yesterday i turned two, but b and c told me that in their years, i am actually 21... wubbish... francis bacon said it best "i will never be an old man. to me, old age is always 15 years older than i am".  you got it mr bacon... and in the words of pooh "when i was two, i was nearly new." 

i woke up really early cos i knew something was up... i could just tell and when c got up and bought crumpets back to bed, i knew it was going to be a very good day...


i got my own plate... with lashings of vegemite...



do you want some b? it's good, it really is...



... i'm very happy to share...




and if crumpets in bed wasn't good enough, things suddenly got even better... c put on my collar... what no saturday chores? you guys for real?... woooof... let the good times roll... this can only mean one of two things...



(check this out everyone, see c's beard?... it's just like mine!)....



im so excited i can't control my tail...



i'm going to poodle jump all the way to the door... is it a walk? or a drive?... please be a drive, please be a drive...



it's a drive!!!!!!



hey that's too short... you cant stop now...



why have we stopped here, hey c whatcha doin leaving b and me in the car... you come back right now... b told me c was going to see a man about a dog and that the next stop is my stop... you come back now c... i don't want another dog...



im feeling ok, bit worried but i think b was pulling my leg cos unless it's a really really small dog, c only came back with his bag and now we were off again... drive faster c... faster...



this is better, now you are talking... it's my shop... i love this shop, it smells so good...



and looks so good... i will just have to leave some pee mail in the aisle...


suddenly we were off again... (think it had to do with me posting some mail) faster this time, you go c! and over the bridge... smell that salt...



down ponsonby road...



and along K road...



hey c you've stopped again, just when i was getting into the groove... surely it's not another man and another dog you've gone to see... b?



phew here's c and unless they have gone and put the other dog in a paperbag, im still the king of their castle!



back down K road, hey b & c all the smells are making me hungry...



back over the bridge...



hey b what's that sign saying... could it be...



fush and chups... we never have fush and chups... oh boy this is turning out to be the best drive...



and now the park... the new park at that... oh boy i'm finding it mighty hard to contain myself guys...



food... straight out of the paper, oh boy... i see a hotdog and what's that?... is that a ball... a ball for the park?...



gotta go and tell those dogs that ive got a battered ball...



on second thoughts i think i will just eat it first...



oh i love this park but do you think it's time to go home? you see i'm getting a bit tired and i think i need my 'bob hope noon nap'... 



i will tell you when we are nearly there...



but wait... whats this?... a pile of pressies, OMD... this day just gets better...



i am just about beside myself... there's something fluffy and green...



and does that say brownie?... could it be chocolate?... special dog chocolate?... for me?



and a card that says i am a superdog...



oh i am so overwhelmed...



and there's still more?...



... i've got a poo! 



my really own poo... a real poo that doesn't have to be outside...



and a card, a green fluffy thing yet to be named and still more...



i can't believe this, i need to stop and do a stocktake...wonder what's in the last parcel..



it's pee!!!...



i got a pee and a poo!



i am just sooooo happy...







but wait even more?... and boy these smell good... treats... cheese treats to boot!



some cheese treats for my new mates?



man i am spoilt...



but oh i am so very very happy... and very grateful...



and for tea... red cabbage, yoghrt, mince, cheese treats and apple crisps...plus, get this, plus the yummiest bone... oh, i must have died and gone to heaven!



now i am so full and feeling very lazy so i prepared... i went and snagged the best seat in the tv room cos i saw c pull a a dvd out of his bag... oh so that's why he stopped! it was a dvd, as you can imagine i was pretty excited to see it wasn't another dog! but i wonder what was in the paperbag on the third stop?...mmmm i will ponder that over for a while i think...



i love you b and c... you are the finest human parents in the whole world... i have had the best day...



hey c... can you turn the lights off...



and it was while b & c were watching bond, james bond...



that i snuck off to bed... you see i was just so dogged tired cos i never did get my bob hope noon nap... i went to sleep thinking of all the good things in my life so far... and how i really did have such a beaut day!



i thought of my real bro jake, i bet he had the very best birthday too... lov'n ya mo' bro'...



and i thought of all my blog friend's and family, asta even gave me a 'life is grand' award for today, how cool is that! i got so much today and i had so much fun so i thought it would be nice to give all my friends and family this... 'it's nice to be nice award' please take it and post it on your blogs cos i know you all deserve it... peace and loves to you all... doyle ;D



oh, and if you are wondering, i've decided to call my new, lime, fluffy mate... mr limey snatchet... perfect, as are mr poo and mrs pee... just lovely!... sigh...

6 comments:

Suzuki said...

Happy Birthday Doyle!
Big birthday licks to you
Suzuki
xxx

Jake your brother said...

Hi Doyle! Looks like we both had great birthdays! I reckon we're so lucky to have the great human parents we got!! Do you think we can get them to let us play together? That would be so cool! Happy birthday, bro! Love ya! Jake

Carolina said...

Happy birthday. Looks like you had a grand day out!
And such lovely presents. You're lucky to have your humans! We always forget the birthdays of our pets. Terrible! I know! So I will not show them your post or there will be havoc in our home, no doubt ;-)

Maggie and Mitch said...

Happy 2nd birthday, Doyle! The pet store, fish-n-chips and new pee and poo toys! You had an awesome day, buddy!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

That was an amazing birthday! Car ride, dog store, french fries, pee, poo, yummers, how can you stand it?

Slobbers,
Mango

Carolina said...

I have left you a (late, but better late than never) present on my blog! A very 'Kreativ' one. So if you'd like to pick it up....

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