Sunday, January 31, 2010

the evidence is all here, your honor...

doyle you can't post this! why not? cos it's being a bad sport!... well get used to it ratbutt...

i feel i am duty bound to deliver the following facts you see i have recently read that joey was actually dancing with that girl in the park and i have uncovered the whole story. Exhibit A... joey dancing with a fan while on tour with his group 'boston's arn't terrors'...

the humping pic... Exhibit B... merely a pillow fight back in the hotel room with his support group 'the crustaceans'...

the leathers... well you see he was reportedly 'outed' sifting the streets in a red light district in his leather gear whilst on his gig in amsterdam. the truth?... Exhibit C... turns out the big hearted guy was just dressed 'heavy' to blend in so he could rescue a kitty from a drain...

and that offending hangover pic, hardly read on...

see, it's all over the latest tabloids, Exhibit D... and if that's not enough proof that joey is actually a good sport i also have it on some authority that only tanner would be capable of producing a stingray shaped stain as an oldies stream gets rather dribley...

most daming of all i present Exhibit E... i think he was just trying to save tanner's butt...

i mean the evidence is all here now people look for yourselves... joey's not a bad sport, he's just a big softy... he's even scared of thunder!

hey joey, just incase you are crapping yourself now over our impending face off i've collected a stash of old toilets for your own personal use... who's the bigger bad sport in the mango minster's ring now i wonder...

oh and before i forget i found this pathetic note in the throat of a homing pigeon...

let the kid see the light and vote for me at mango minster's!

11 comments:

Ike said...

Wow, that was a shameless post. Great job! I will take it into consideration.
Ike

Joe Stains said...

NOOO what are you doing with this so called 'evidence'. Mom is laughing her silly butt off. I hope the AP doesn't pick this story up and share it with the world, my reputation will be ruined!!

Sophie Brador said...

Doyle, You don't know me, but I am Joey's girlfriend, also known as Sophreaking Mean. Just letting you know that I am keeping an eye on you dude.

xo
SB

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Yet another pawesome post!

I hope THE BAD JUDGE IKE was impressed!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Mango said...

Doyle! That is a fascinating expose. Who knew? Joey is a really sweet guy. Gosh, maybe you are too for letting us know about it. Yeah, come to think of it, I guess you are BOTH good sports.

How 'bout that?

Slobbers,
Mango

Asta said...

doyle

I think the evidence you pwesented speaks fow itself...I think you have unveiled joey's nice side finally

just as I suspected..he's such a doll.

good luck in the competition
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Doyle,
Please be nice to the Baby. She is just a wee baby.
Sally Ann

michelle said...

Joey's Aunt and cousins are VERY amused with this entry! We are still trying to figure Joey out ourselves!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Funniest postie we've read in a while!!

The toilets? Strong work, guys!!

Oh...watch out for Sophie Brador...she doesn't take teasin' her Joey lightly!!!!!

You guys rock!!!


Kisses,

Scruffy, Laciegirlbeastie, and Stanny

SGR said...

Woof! Woof! Hi There I'm Sugar. Just checking your blog. Saw your entry in Mango's contest. Looking forward to your visit to my blog n be blog friends. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Blue said...

LOL - very amusing bad boy Doyle.

I have an award for you, do pop by and collect it soon.

Love, pats & pets
Blue